Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.