I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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