So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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