I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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