did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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