we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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