I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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