Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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