I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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