And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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