he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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