spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
4 words: hood of his car
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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