Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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