I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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