Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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