Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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