the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
