In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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