i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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