i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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