Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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