Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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