Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
