Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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