my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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