This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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