i'm signing you up for texting rehab
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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