we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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