According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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