I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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