I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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