a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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