Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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