Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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