just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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