Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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