Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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