I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
