dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i think i just lost a toe
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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