dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize
