I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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