Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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