I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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