that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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