I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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