Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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