I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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