So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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