No stitches, just platelets and will power
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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