so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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