She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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