): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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