It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Found the puke drawer
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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