Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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