I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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