He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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