We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
